A Modest Proposal
I'll be the first to admit that I am swimming in spam. In addition to all of the normal printer cartridge ink and astrology emails, apparently I am now on baby-related mailing lists too.
I opened my email today and saw a message entitled: "Put your baby's face on M&Ms."
Here - eat my baby. Because that is a totally normal thing to do.
Who in the world runs the marketing department at Mars, Incorporated these days?
Just so wrong.