We ordered pizza tonight from Dominos. On the little flyer that was left in our mailbox (which led to the ordering), there was a little picture of a bucket full of fried chicken poppers. Oooh. Popcorn chicken! Let's get the popcorn chicken too (Says I).
I tried one. It tasted good, but there was some cartilage in the chicken. Hmmm, weird. Perhaps they just cut that piece wrong. Let's try another. Mmmm. Still crunchy. How about a third piece?? At this point, Chris looked at me and asked, why is the chicken crunchy? We were confused for a while, staring at the chicken pieces, dissecting them to get a better view of the crunchy bits. Umm, that looks long and pointy. They all do. Kinda like....a....toe.
Fried chicken toes. With my Dominos pizza.
Notice something about the picture? The box is half empty. Yeah, that's how long it took us to figure it out. We tried to fool ourselves once the truth was discovered. Well, it tastes OK. You just have to suck around the toe bone.